I have to say, the take up on homework is appalling and you all should be ashamed of yourselves (you too Mrs Jackanapes, but for different reasons). It really is very difficult to do homework if you don't even turn up to the lessons.
In contrast Mrs Jackanapes has been an exemplary student, flexed her grey matter beautifully, and so my dear you may have the teachers apple, (no, dont do that to the pips.....) as for the rest of you blackguards (and mrs Jackanpes if she so wishes), I want pieces on what I am up to this weekend.
Yes I'm being let out, my bags are packed, I have my harmonica, my notebooks, and a deliciously large bowl of trifle (now why has he got that you may ask!) and Im off to play on boats, so if I dont get back in today, Ill say a bientot - and don't you dare write anything too sensible!
Now for Mrs Jackanapes......I'm well aware that you are quite capable of tying even an intellectual heavywweight like Brown in knots solely by flexing your grey matter - the though of anyone flexing their pink matter with him really should not be contemplated for any period! Im sure all of us, including him, would prefer it that way!
Blue
The Ice Cream Girl
Every day is sundae...
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I do try to please the teacher really I do. But I've got a lot on me plate now, as you well know.
Old Gordo's giving me what for and no mistake, got me running round in circles he has. I wish I'd never taken the blooming job now, up all night I was last night with his dictaphone.
He don't half go on really he does. He's almost as cocky as you bighead. And now there's a play on words bigboy.
You still with me dear, or have you fallen asleep over your encyclopedia?
I'll be making whoopie this weekend
dear, also making some Meringues filled with clotted cream, also some Jam Fancies.
I like to keep busy in the kitchen.
Do have a pleasant time on you dingy thinghy, be careful sweetheart, don't fall in.
'Cos I won't be there to give you mouth to mouth.
Mrs Jackanapes
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