As usual, the blog has been scrawled over, I said scrawled over by that rotweiler (no, I don't know how to spell it either) of a writer Mrs Jackanapes! If I wanted to do homework, and have it marked by you, I would let you know (knee starts trembling); in the meantime, sit down, put your hands on your desks, and don't chew gum in my class! Makes note to have Mrs Jackanapes on a tighter leash in the future....
You try and do someone a good turn, to rise them above the gutter, and it is thrown back in your face; but as it says in the good book, "turn the other cheek, as the Bishop said to the Actress"...now that's torn it (note the apostrophe)!
Blue reaches for his hard hat.
The Ice Cream Girl
Every day is sundae...
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This morning; I woke up after the usual five wacks of the snooze button. Hurridly dressed backwards. And upside down (skill!) and I ran out of the house with my mug of coffee in one hand, a slice of toast in the other and my bag in the one I purchased last week. Only to land flat in a pile of dog poo. This post bought the trauma right back to me.
Forgive me darling! But it you must write these things.
xxxxx
Rottweiler has TWO t's.
As if you didn't know. But I'm singing your praises from the roof tops Blue, at last I have a proper nickname Rottweiler Jackanapes. I feel a piece coming on about the AFOREMENTIONED use of nicknames.
Oh, and for the record, unlike some of your more lackadaisical students I don't chew gum, disgusting habit, makes your jaw go all out of sync. And my hands are always above the desk Sir, look, pretty aren't they? And clean.
But if you still insist on having me on a lead, then do it.
Aiding someone in their grammar am what I is liking to be doing of.
Good afternoon to you Sir
Rottweiler.
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